I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.
I guess since my husband's alter-ego is Ron Swanson***, this could be a good thing.
*Fenugreek is a magical herb that makes you produce more milk than Daisy the cow.** OK, it makes your sweat smell like waffles. Don't judge me for being a little sweaty. It's July in Texas.
***I vote that we stop with the Chuck Norris jokes and start with the Ron Swanson jokes.
Instead of commenting on all of your posts...here's one big comment.
ReplyDeleteI took fenugreek. THAT SHIT DID NOTHING. "cept maybe fart all the time. Im so sexy.
I still cant wear pre-preg jeans. The fat jeans i had pre-preg dont button or zip and i use a rubberband to hold them up. WITH A MUFFIN TOP.
You have a cute kid.
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